You're about to be executed(firing squad, hanging, electric chair, various inquisition/witch hunt methods, etc). What are your last words?
Bonus points if they make laugh.
Me: Witch/apostate burning
"What's taking you assholes so long? I've got an appointment with Satan."
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I'll tell Satan hi for ya
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[i]More Weight[/i] Giles Corey
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Never gonna shoot me up, never gonna put me down. Never gonna come around and shoot me. Never gonna kill me alive, or else I'll say you lied, never gonna shoot because I love you. -Rick Astley.
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"Last words are for men who haven't said enough" ~ Karl Marx
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I do not suffer the living, only pity them.
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[quote]My life's on time, But again my sense is late. Feel a might unsteady, But still I have to play. Six to one's the odds, And, we have the highest stakes. And, once again I gamble with my very life today.[/quote]
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She wasn't your mother... ...I was.
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Burning of a witch: [quote][b]THIS GIRL IS OF FIRE!!![/b][/quote]
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O no u guys got me lol
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"Pizza isn't a vegetable" "Looks like, this is the end of the rope" (While being hung) "This experience is going to blow my mind" (Firing Squad) "The code to the door is 1423487" (There is no door)
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"firing squad, hanging, electric chair, various inquisition/witch hunt methods" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
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"Would now be a good time to give you the guys the code to the bomb?"
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I HAVE A BONER
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"Tell them I said something witty".
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What he said.
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"wow"