You're about to be executed(firing squad, hanging, electric chair, various inquisition/witch hunt methods, etc). What are your last words?
Bonus points if they make laugh.
Me: Witch/apostate burning
"What's taking you assholes so long? I've got an appointment with Satan."
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"Pizza isn't a vegetable" "Looks like, this is the end of the rope" (While being hung) "This experience is going to blow my mind" (Firing Squad) "The code to the door is 1423487" (There is no door)