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You outta look out. Stay your ass home, and off the computer cause you might be slouching.
Don't go to parties cause you might die from food poisoning and don't be social cause ppl are disease carrying rodents.
And don't type in all caps cause you might break your fingers.
And remember the three golden rules of life.
1. Don't lift weights cause you might die.
2. Don't have sex cause you might die.
3. Don't touch money cause you might slit your wrists or give you an infection with all the bacteria it has from touching it.
4. Bathe in purell.
SWAG
Seriously
Watch-out
Anywhere
Guys
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Girls [i]are[/i] gross
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oh geez, the tags
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I feel like if a group of comedians, a pop star, and a rapper sang this too me in a comical song I might get the message more clearly.
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You dun goofed.
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Knock knock
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See, I've been trying to tell my parents this but they [i]just won't listen[/i].
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Thank you, I feel your wise words will save many lives.