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8/15/2013 6:35:21 PM
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Guys, I'm not long for this world.
Well, I'm on my grand finally. It's been a beautiful ride. But today, I was confirmed to be terminally ill.
After having a sore throat and a headache, I checked WebMD for a diagnosis. Here are the results of my inquiry.
-Brain Cancer
-Throat Cancer
-Lung Cancer
-Breast Cancer
-HIV/AIDS
-Herpes
-Hepatitis B
-The Common Cold
-Influenza
-Avian Flu
-E-Coli Infection
-Ebola
-Tuberculosis
-Stroke
Later gators. I'm dead now.
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3 RepliesSo Burninator you 3 options for The Floods way of disposing bodies -Buried under porch -Sent to Bobcast's house so he can turn you into a Infection form with his Doctor skills -[url=http://halo.bungie.net/account/Profile.aspx?memberID=951]A fate worst then death[/url]
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This is why you don't web md.
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1 ReplyBefore you kick the bucket, could you do us all a favor and cough on the trolls? Thanks
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4 RepliesDo you want recon?
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Neither am I, I only have maybe seven or eight decades at the most probably...but that's okay, all my loose ends will be tied up here by then, and i'll be ready for the next world. :)
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3 Replies*gives OP a medicine* Problem solved.
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2 RepliesI have some pain in my foot and I'm sore, I must have diabetes.
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1 ReplyYou whale dophinately be missed.
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1 Replyrip in piece op
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6 RepliesCan I has your stuff?
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I've got a cut on my foot which apparently is Leprosy... Can anyone give me a hand here?
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2 RepliesWhat happened at that party ?
