Well, I'm on my grand finally. It's been a beautiful ride. But today, I was confirmed to be terminally ill. After having a sore throat and a headache, I checked WebMD for a diagnosis. Here are the results of my inquiry. -Brain Cancer -Throat Cancer -Lung Cancer -Breast Cancer -HIV/AIDS -Herpes -Hepatitis B -The Common Cold -Influenza -Avian Flu -E-Coli Infection -Ebola -Tuberculosis -Stroke Later gators. I'm dead now.