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8/15/2013 6:35:21 PM
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Guys, I'm not long for this world.
Well, I'm on my grand finally. It's been a beautiful ride. But today, I was confirmed to be terminally ill.
After having a sore throat and a headache, I checked WebMD for a diagnosis. Here are the results of my inquiry.
-Brain Cancer
-Throat Cancer
-Lung Cancer
-Breast Cancer
-HIV/AIDS
-Herpes
-Hepatitis B
-The Common Cold
-Influenza
-Avian Flu
-E-Coli Infection
-Ebola
-Tuberculosis
-Stroke
Later gators. I'm dead now.
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Neither am I, I only have maybe seven or eight decades at the most probably...but that's okay, all my loose ends will be tied up here by then, and i'll be ready for the next world. :)
