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Edited by Spinager: 8/22/2013 3:22:42 PM
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Ladyfriend, late night and makeup.

2130: Ladyfriend: Babe, wake me up at 2300 so i can take off my make up. 2130: Razgriz: How about 2230 so you can go to sleep at 2300. 2131: Ladyfriend: Okay sure. 2135: Ladyfriend: falls as into nap 2136 - 2200 Razgriz: play Candy Crush. Does no make progress. -blam!- you candy! 2230: Razgriz: Babe, wake up. Its 2230. 2232: Ladyfriend does not make a peep. 2233: Razgriz nudges Ladyffriend. 2234: Ladyfriend grunts and whines. 2235: Ladyfriend: Baaaaaabe. Staaaaaahp. 2236: Razgriz: wake up so you can take your make up off. 2237: Ladyfriend: whines and grunts some more. 2238: Razgriz: Bueno pues. Dont say I didnt tell you. 2239: Razgriz: finishes week 1 assignment at coursera.org. Gets 15/15 on exercise. :D Happy. 2250: Razgriz: nudges and treis to wak Ladyfriend. 2252: Ladyfriend: whines more. 2253: Razgriz: whispers in Ladyfriends ear. Wake up, take off your make up. 2256: Ladyfriend: Ookaaay. Im going... 2256: Ladyfriend does not move. 2258: Razgriz nudges a lil harder. 2300: Ladyfriend: oookaaaayyyy im goooiinng. *Angrily 2301: ladyfriend still not going. 2302: Razgriz takes covers off Ladyfriend to expose panties and bras. 2304: Ladyfriend feels the warmth of the covers leave her skin. Annoyed, opens eyes and grunts more. 2305: Razgriz nudges left butt cheek a lil more. 2306: Ladyfriend successfully sits upright in with a smushed up annoyed face. Looks at me and grunts whine more. Gets up lazily to restroom. 2307: Razgriz laughs 2307: Ladyfriend: Not funny. 2308: Razgriz laughs more. Ladies, y u do dis?

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  • I was inhaling compressed air from a can (those used for pc cleaning) once with a lady friend when I was 15. She fainted because of the effects of the can, so when I was trying to get her up, I started to shake her violently, but she was completely off, so I started to grab her boobs and eventually her pussy. When she woke up, I told her what I did, and she said "ha, I know you didn't, because you're my friend and I trust you" So I just said "k". To this day, 8 years later, she still believes that I'm her friend. lel

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    • Before I read this, I'd like a reason why I should care.

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      • I don't get what this even is Why didn't she just take it off before she slept?

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        • Why was her taking her makeup off more important to you than her sleeping. -blam!-ing annoying.

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          • Edited by SonOfTheShire: 8/22/2013 3:48:36 PM
            Captain's log, Earth time 2311: posted previous logs on the Flood for evaluation. Awaiting replies. Earth time 2314: checking replies. They are making fun of my detailed timekeeping.

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            • A real man would have; A) Told her to just take the make up off before she went to sleep, for getting up to do it later is just a lazy, unnecessary, waste of both of your time. B) Forgot about it and let her sleep with the make up on. I vote A.

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