Pic for those of you who don't know what a sugar glider is. Because I didn't before now and I'm assuming most normal people don't. So they're basically cute rats with bushy tails, but you [i]apparently[/i] have to have two of them or they die of loneliness or some shit. Also, they're nocturnal, so at night they make a horrific and ungodly noise that sounds something like how I'd imagine Gary Busey does when he has an orgasm. So I'm wondering, if any of you has experience with these assholes, what is the best way to kill them and make it look natural? Also, follow up question: can you eat them?