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8/24/2013 3:10:54 AM
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What's the edgiest thing you've done?

Once when I was like 6 and still in the boy scouts and I just got my pocket knife license I cut my thumb on my pocket knife trying to feel if it was sharp enough and then I told my leader the week after and I got a corner cut off my license what about you guys?

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  • when I was 13, I tied up this girl that was 12 with a jumprope, then beat the -blam!- out of her. By the time I was done, her lip was split, her wrists were bleeding from the rope cuttin into them, one of her eyes was swollen shut, she was missing two teeth, her small tits will entirely black and blue, her pussy was bleeding, and I’m fairly sure that several bones in her feet were broken. When I let her down, she crumpled on the floor and went into a fetal position and just hugged her legs to her chest and sobbed quietly. I suddenly got very aroused seeing that, so I pulled out my dick (I has actally hit puberty 12, and was hairy, balls dropped and everything functioning) and started jerking off quietly. Eventually, I started to breathe harder, and she noticed what I was doing, and she just looked at me with this look of absolute horror on her face. It was at that moment that I climaxed and sprayed probably my biggest load of cum ever all over face and chest. Then, I picked up her torn shirt from the ground, wiped off my dick and tossed it to her. I told her to clean herself up and that if she ever told anyone, I would go to her house and kill her while she slept, and that if anyone asked who hurt her, she should say a bunch of highschool kids did it. When I think back on it, I think she was the first girl I ever loved. ...god I’m -blam!-ed up.

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    • Did 80 in a 50 zone so I could feel rebellious. It worked.

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    • Besides -blam!-ing my sister and almost killing a man not much.

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    • I said that guns are good in a Democrat convention

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    • I hugged a girl once

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    • At this point, I have no idea what "edgy" even [i]means[/i].

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      • I -blam!-ed your mom with a knife attached to my penis.

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        • Duct taped a mormon to a flag pole

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        • Coke of a dead hooker's tit

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        • I'm just going off the vague definition of edgy of the flood, but I said god isn't real to someone when they said thank God. I just don't give a -blam!- anymore when people say thank god, so now I just ignore it. Don't know why I was giving a -blam!-, I just blame the stages of atheism. The video is related, but it wasn't that bad, I just like this video.

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        • Posted in this topic, goodbye.

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        • I sat in the back of the class today. I was very edgy indeed.

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        • Gapped a kittens eye out with my dick. Then drank the cum out of its dirty bum hole.

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        • Posting 2edgy4me.

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        • I thought my life was just full of pointless arguments and drama, but it turned out I was in an indie film.

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