Today was the day I moved into my college dorm. The college had a bunch of events planned for us. During these events, I looked left and I saw booty. I looked right and saw booty. I saw so much damn booty! It is overloading my circuits, guys. How do I handle all this booty? Do I need some nutella? Where can I get industrial strength garbage bags? P.S. Yes, I went to an all-boys high school. They did have events with an all-girls school, but they were severely lacking in the booty department.