Ok so for my history class we are doing a congress crap simulation in which the night before we have to make 2 bills. He will pick the best ones and we would then debate into the two different houses and start debating over them, and sign to "no" or "yes." I need your help to create a bill that would make my Fox News watching teacher speechless. [spoiler]Give me something to rustle the fuc'k out of his jimmies, also put your reason why I would win the debate[/spoiler]
They don't call me a master debater for nothin.
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A bill to ban religious people from gun ownership. Make the argument that since religious people believe in a deity without any evidence, they are not mentally stable enough to own a firearm. [spoiler]i dont actually think this, but it'd be perfect if you really wanted to piss him off[/spoiler]