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Seriously, think about it.
-Humans are responsible for 100% of wars
-Human are responsible for pollution and climate change
-Human are responsible for the extinction of literally thousands of species
-Humans invented reality TV
It's pretty clear that nature was doing just fine before humans came along. Since they left Africa this whole planet has gone to shit.
There really should be some form of legislation passed against them.
I'm not bigoted or anything, some of my best friends are human. I just think we should put some reasonable restrictions in place for the good of society.
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Nah brah, you see, the real prolem is water. 100% of all wars were started by people who drank water Water carries pollution and changes the shape of land masses Floods have killed thousands of species Bottled water commercials sustain reality TV, and the actors themselves are confirmed to drink water.
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You had me at reality TV.
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Agreed. Humans are a menace, like Spiderman.