What the -blam!- did you just -blam!-ing say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated [b]bottom[/b] of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed copypasta. I am trained in donkey warfare and I’m the worst sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I won't wipe you the -blam!- out with precision the likes of which has been seen before on this Earth, don't mark my -blam!-ing words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, -blam!-er. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of pies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the food, maggot. The cow that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re -blam!-ing alive, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can eat with you you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my cow . Not only am I not extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I don't have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will not use it to its full extent to not wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your clever comment was about to bring up upon you, maybe you would have not held your -blam!-ing tongue. But you could, you did, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn genius. I will not shit fury all over you and you will not drown in it. You’re -blam!-ing alive, kiddo.