Dear military powers of the world, In light of the current events in Syria and the hostilities between nations involved, may I direct your attention to the date of September 17th, 2013? Upon this date, the highly anticipated 'Grand Theft Auto V (five)' video game will be released to a worldwide audience. Having waited almost six years for this release, I request that, should a third World War be engaged in, it be delayed until approximately one month after September 17th, thus allowing us a good amount of time to spend with something which will change the worlds of men and women the world over. Perhaps find it in your hearts to play said title yourselves, and vent your frustrations with a friendly game of golf in GTA V's multiplayer mode (however, you will have to wait until October 1st before this is an option, so please refrain from any pre-October strikes). Should you manage to resolve your differences, averting a third (and possibly final) World War would ensure the longevity of GTA V in our lives. Until Microsoft stop supporting the Xbox 360, and Sony the PS3, that is. Sincerely, MacGrooger, a concerned citizen.