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Edited by Otthild:
9/10/2013 7:50:39 AM
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Horrible Questions You've Been Asked
I often get asked if my gauges are real. Most people seem to ask when they can see through my ear. Let me repeat that. People can be so -blam!-ing dumb that they ask if my gauges are real when they can SEE THROUGH MY -blam!-ING EAR.
What's the worst question you've been asked?
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1 ReplyI was browsing games at GameStop and an employee came up to me and said "can I help you miss?". I look around to see if he was talking to me but I see no girls. -.-
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Edited by Fridge Gnome: 9/13/2013 11:55:37 AM"Should you get an HPV vaccine?"
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1 Reply>question on paper >describe your emotions about 'x' >describe emotions >describe >emotions >fuck
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2 RepliesSome stupid Westerlund News reporter asked me, "Is the Citadel truly safe?" Of course it -blam!-ing is! You damn fool!
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Was your wife's grandmother a Christian? [spoiler]when we said she was a Jew, we were told that she's going to hell, and do we're we if we didn't convert right then.[/spoiler]
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6 RepliesI have a question for you, Otthild. When she bit into your waist and the blood and tears sprang, could you see into her black, black eyes? Did she see you as she dragged you down to the place where she lives? Was there peace to be had there in the briny depths? I have often wondered.
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7 Replies"Why are you a guy with such long eyelashes?" Most embarrassing thing, growing up and being a boy with greater eyelashes than half the women you come across isn't fun.
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Any question on a test asking to choose the "best" option. It then proceeds to give 4 answers that are all correct but worded slightly differently but still grammatically sound.
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Edited by die wily: 9/14/2013 10:48:54 AMhow can you stand eating onions?
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6 Replies"What continent is Africa on?" Take a guess.
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3 RepliesWhen I clearly want a coke "is pepsi okay?" NO!
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6 RepliesGauges look great on guys.
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I was asked if I was circumcised by a girl that was/is interested in me It's not that I was embarrassed but I actually had to explain why I'm not
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Right after my best friend committed suicide last year, I kept getting asked if I had heard about that "one guy that killed himself?" I guess it wasn't really their fault, but it was really frustrating for me.
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7 RepliesAn American asked me if us Canadians really do live in igloos.
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5 RepliesWell it would be the question that made me realize I was actually gay without knowing it. (Im not gay) "Does your mom know your gay?" "No" "So your mom doesnt know your gay?" "No...Yes..... -blam!- you."
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When looking at all my tattoos, "did that hurt?" /facepalm
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What do you wanna do for the rest of your life? (My thoughts)-'I don't know I'm 15 leave me alone,but better answer it and don't wanna carry this ok so going to use me go to answer!' (What I say)- "Im thinking about being a mechanic think its interesting a bit but well see..."
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"Vien, why is there a hole around the bottom portion of your mouth?" I cal close my mouth you dipshits.
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1 ReplyЫоу счоулд чаве стаыед унтил ыоу гот УИ фром тче говернмент. Но тчанкс, тче йоб суцкед, анд тче говернмент шилл таил ыоур асс то гет а йоб ор сенд ыоу офф то оне.
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In high school I always had to explain to my girlfriend all those personal guy questions like "Why is it that when I get hard while wearing my pants that it is facing down and not up" and how many tablespoons or teaspoons do I *ahem* y'know.
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6 RepliesWhy are you so short? Why dont you grow? Its not my -blam!-ing choice, its -blam!-ing genetics
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"Is your husband home?"
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Edited by Legend Onyx Taco: 9/13/2013 1:30:52 AM[quote]Horrible Questions You've Been Asked[/quote] There we go.
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3 RepliesYou have an ear stretcher? EWWWW!!! They're ridiculous looking and they smell.
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"How old are you, fgt?" -Internet, since 2009
