Once upon a time, there lived a people called the trids. The trid's were a good people. All year they worked hard on their village to keep it looking it's best. They grew crops to feed the village, and welcomed visitors with open arms. But overlooking the village was a large mountain, and in the mountain lived a giant. The giant would come out once a year, and terrorize the trids. He would kick them, and punch them, pull up their crops, and ruin their years work. There was nothing the grids could do, because the giant was so powerful. So one day, a rabbi came to the village, and told the Trids he had a plan to rid them of the giant. He told the trids to dig a wide and deep trench surrounding the village, and to put sharpened sticks in it. The Trids worked all year on this, in hopes that the giant would leave them alone. Finally the day, came, when the giant went to terrorize the Trids. Everyone watched the giant come, and anticipated him falling to his doom. But the giant just stepped over the trench, and began punching and kicking the Trids. But, he completely left the rabbi alone. The rabbi, awestruck by the giants actions, yelled up, "oh giant, why are you doing this to the Trids? Why pass me?" the giant paused and laughed "Silly rabbi, kicks are for Trids!"