I often get asked if my gauges are real. Most people seem to ask when they can see through my ear. Let me repeat that. People can be so -blam!-ing dumb that they ask if my gauges are real when they can SEE THROUGH MY -blam!-ING EAR.
What's the worst question you've been asked?
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Was your wife's grandmother a Christian? [spoiler]when we said she was a Jew, we were told that she's going to hell, and do we're we if we didn't convert right then.[/spoiler]