I am Qwaznak the bold; the intergalactic, all powerful Sovereign of the cheese isle. I am the reader of poetry, eradicator of worlds, and interpreter of dance. My influence stretches all across the known universe, across time and space, and between all dimensions, even those that as of yet do not exist. Those who would make me their enemy quiver with fear and sexual tension. Woe to all those who would appose me. [spoiler]Disregard all previous sentences. I am merely a normal dude who is bored and has the flu[/spoiler]