I'm really not real. I'm just a myth, like bigfoot or democracy. This was all an elaborate joke, that I wanted to take as far as it would go. But seriously, you've taken it way too far. Trying to ban gays from marriage? Seriously? Not cool. Just chill out, smoke a doobie, have a drink, and live your life the way you want. Don't waste your time on something that isn't even real. I mean, if I was REALLY the son of god, do you think I'd let the Romans murder me? Hell no, I'd smite all of those bitches.