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Edited by BritLemon:
9/15/2013 10:04:37 PM
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Anonymous developer says that the Xbox One can cure cancer and obliterate poverty.
An article on the Internet had an inside source from an anonymous developer for the Xbox One. He confirmed that upon release, cancer will be cured and poverty will be a thing of the past.
It's on the Internet, so it's got to be true, right?
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It all went according to plan
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Ah, so that's why it costs $100 more than the PS4.
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1/10 and that's being generous.
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6 RepliesToo bad I'm not poor and I don't have cancer, so I guess I'll be getting PS4. Unless of course they add the ability to cure AIDS in a future system update. Now that's a console-seller right there (well, at least for me).
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167 RepliesNever before did I notice how immature and childish the #gaming forum on B.net was.
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Hmm... I'm still not sure it's worth five-hundred dollars.
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1 ReplyI love you for this, enjoy my follow
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lol, my thoughts exactly
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I will donate for the cause.
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11 RepliesYou forgot the part where it 3D prints Pizza. Personally I'm holding out for when they upgrade in the new model to 4D printing.
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22 RepliesAlthough i get what your saying and agree with it, your kind of coming off as a smart a*s
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3 RepliesEdited by Anonymous Dev: 9/15/2013 10:04:20 PMIt also works as a George Foreman grill.
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1 ReplyI, The Goob., hav already cured cancer. Waiting for a government email, The Goob.
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2 RepliesYou've done me proud lemon. You've done your family proud. You've done your country proud. But most importantly, you've done me proud.
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2 RepliesI know exactly what you're referring to and agree with your point wholeheartedly. However, I think your approach is a bit preaching-to-the-choir-ish. People who already agree with you (like me) that video game journalism and the internet at large are involved in a vicious cycle will see your point, agree, and get a chuckle. People who don't get it or disagree are likely to be put off by this. Still, I see your point and agree ;-)
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I expected better from u
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1 ReplyWith you 100%, lets all get an Xbox and beat cancer together, while removing poverty as well! Ps4 has nothing compared to my good morals
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2 RepliesSauce [spoiler]Btw, is topkek a wow reference?[/spoiler]
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8 RepliesSeriously serious? Specs or it didnt happen.
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Don't believe everything.
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4 RepliesHey Lemon, I found the article and it's very detailed.
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Eh 8/10 for the message but these are becoming more frequent.
