Yesterday at about 0900, I received a Progo Credit from my good friend Progo. This "Progo Credit" as it is known, is redeemable for one (like) 50 megaton yield nuke. I can use it at any time and for any reason I please. So logically, I'm using it to take over the Floof. And you literally cannot stop me.
My conditions are: 150 members of the Floof must swear their undying allegiance to your Glorious Leader, His Holy Magesticness Froggert by 3:30 EST Tomorrow, September 20, 2013.
If my conditions aren't met, well kiss your ass goodbye because the Floof will be nukified.
EDIT: I would like to thank my loyal supporters for coming out and voting for me so fast. I never thought I would get 200 votes so early in the election process. It truly is an honor.
-Your Glorious Ruler, Froggert.
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*jedi mind trick* You don't want to have my allegiance.. You want to go home, and make me chocolate.
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Congratulations general. How do you plan on celebrating?
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Welcome to operation MIND-blam!-!
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This foot *points to boot* Is going up your ass
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The Floof is a mind-fuking piece of shit
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Lol this newfag. Call me when you get your blue bar.
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Seems... (•_•) (•_• ) (▒▒▒) (■_■¬) [b]Legit.[/b]
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You are not even a member of the Floof never mind its leader.
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You are hereby charged with one count of attempting to force a meme.
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*facepalm The floof is spread out!!! You can't take us all down in one hit.
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There was a day foretold that newfags would try to take over the Floof. Scramble the ban hammers, alert the mythics. I must tell the high council of this heresy.
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You can't pull this sword out.
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I floofed.
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Edited by HurtfulTurkey: 9/18/2013 2:35:32 AMYou people are forcing 'floof' too hard.
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Edited by Progo: 9/18/2013 2:38:05 AMYou didn't even need to use it O.O Tactfully done!
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[/quote]3:30 EST Tomorrow, September 20, 2013.[/quote] Today is the 17th tomorrow is the 18th. Other than that good job.
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You think you can kill me with that archaic toy? Funny.
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thank you guys for voting! I have already reached 200 supporters which is 50 more than I needed, and within such a short amount of time too! Thanks again. -Your Glorious Leader, Froggert
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Do you feel in charge? Flood take control of your forum!
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FloolF is superior.
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I always wonder if people think we're the same people.. teplan
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Froggert no frogging
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Go for it, you're a better leader than littlebatshitlight far as I can tell.
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I founded the Floor you're just #fatasfukk
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Take the floof. We don't want them.
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Notice how no one is stopping me.