i'm a disgruntled worker who would be filling this steel box with frustrated shrieks and sobbing if you weren't here
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[b]WAUGH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH FUUHG[/b]
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I'm a man hired to assassinate one of the higher-ups, awkwardly trying to conceal a suppressed pistol in my pants, but everyone mistakes it for a throbbing erection.