I would sooner die than marry Richard Simmons while having sex with a blender.
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Get the mark of the beast. Dying is better than eternal condemnation.
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I would sooner die than lick a foot
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Sex with 3DPD. Never again.
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Vote for ted cruz
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I would sooner die than stop living. Do I win?
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Jump into a volcano that shoots bubblegum. (Also the bubblegum is brown)
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Losing at a game of soggy biscuit.
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Torture a kitten.
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Depends on how I die.