If I were the last city's ruler, I'd close all bars and ban all drugs...
Because I'd be a straight edge.
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Friday night is poker night.
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I thought mayoral elections for the city were over...
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What do you call a guardian with no arms and no legs, who sunbathes in thailand? [spoiler]a thai-tan[/spoiler]
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I'd nova bomb your ass and pass out blunts during your funeral
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You'd be overthrown faster than you could say 'Traveller, help me'. You don't screw with people's booze. Look how well it did during the American prohibition era.
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No fun allowed? You'd be a shitty leader.
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Than everyone on your city would off themselves..... Essentially making you tom hanks in cast away.....WILSONNNNN
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What do you call a guardian with no arms and no legs, lifting battleships up to sea level? [spoiler]a war-lock[/spoiler]