I still think Pokemon takes the cake.
Your parents let an eleven year old child roam the country-side forcing animals to fight each other. Then, somehow, that same eleven year old is able to singlehandedly take down some incredibly corrupt evil organization who is hellbent on world domination. Finally, to top it all off, you carry around creatures so powerful that they can manipulate the fabric and space and time in your back pocket.
Wat.
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You are actually 10 in Pokemon but yh apart from that you summed it up :/
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I wield the power of the creator of all pokemon
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I have a sixteen point deer with the power to give life.
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I command an ancient flying god of death, and he likes to take plenty of siestas.