I will follow anyone around to mess with them regardless of who they are. I make no promises about stupid sex jokes, they just come naturally. I only agree to the second "Do" as I will probably treat everyone the same until I actually play with them. Then I will know what kind of person they are and how to treat them. Also, no-one who's gonna do this is gonna follow this advice. This thread is essentially useless and to be honest, I feel it's a little "White Knightish" and naive but meh.