As the community grows, so does the amount of darn littering children. This is why I am announcing my candidacy for Head City Janitor.
As your Head Janitor, I promise to start a cult of Janitors that deal swiftly with litter and those who litter. If someone is found placing garbage in an area not specifically designated for garbage, their trash will be immediately incinerated and they will be publicly stoned and executed.
Under my rule, you can expect a cleaner, more controlled society with less annoying kids who haven't been parented properly.
Thank you for your vote.
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Can't wait! A Mayor that is already in the BUNGiE studios so he has the inside scoop on everything but has lots of rules and a janitor without a Janitorial Degree of the Fine Arts! [spoiler];)[/spoiler]