1. Have a attention getter. All the material in your thread will be wasted since no one is gonna bother with a thread that the titles sounds boring. Usually a title that criticizes peoples world view without actually insulting it will get people going. 2. Your thread body, same as the title. The subject should attack what the reader always thought was right but not in the way that makes it look like a direct insult. This is where most troll bait threads die at. 3. Post only when necessary, time it right so discussion(or flame replies) can continue. Don't actually bump with a post but post as a reply. If your thread is good on it's own, it won't need your help surviving at all. [url=http://www.bungie.net/7_There-are-aliens-deal-with-it/en/Forum/Post?id=61156213#referred-]This is an example of a good one.[/url]

>Asking Random Robot how to make a good thread lol

You must 1) have a cheesy gimmick 2) post a controversial issue 3) start a fight/call someone out 4) be a really old member talking about the good ole days 5) be a ninja 6) circle jerk with people who love bungie

Don't make threads

I can tell.