I ran into my old dean from high school, and he acted like a douche to me because he said he disliked it when my college team beat his alma matter in baseball, and I knocked in the winning run. Then he pushed me and said I was lucky that we were at the mall or he'd beat me into a pulp. Should I get revenge at him by beating up his son and knocking out all his teeth?
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Stick a knife in his pooper.