Help Flood, I need some cheering up.
Post funny things and make a good atmosphere here?
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Mama bear and papa bear were going through a nasty divorce. The judge then asked little bear if he wanted to live with his mom. "Noo" he cried " she beats me!!" Then judge then asked if he wanted to live with his dad. "NOOOOOO" he cried again " he beats me more!!!" The judge then asked who he wanted to live with. "I want to live with my aunt in Chicago, Chicago bears never beat anybody"
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Bump for sweet justice and pleasure!
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no no jnp
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Did you hear about the kid that lost his left hand? It's okay the doctor said he's gonna be alright. ZING!
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Whats the best part if having sex with 21 year olds? There's 20 of them
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If I had wheels, I'd be a wagon.
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How do you stop a baby crawling in a circle? [spoiler]Nail its other hand to the floor as well[/spoiler]
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Nothing else can spread more cheer than Jake's long schlong in Finn's rear.
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Ahh... YUP!
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My picture from the other threads.
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What's green and red and spins real fast? [spoiler]a frog in a blender [/spoiler]
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How do you get 15 babies into a bowl? [spoiler]A blender.[/spoiler] How do you get them out? [spoiler]Tostitos® Scoops[/spoiler]
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Edited by ch33zy burrito: 11/4/2013 3:24:33 AMDid you hear of the kidnapping? [spoiler]HIS MOM WOKE HIM UP![/spoiler] [spoiler]*Bows* Thank you, Thank you.[/spoiler]
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You go into a Taco Del Mar and they have the Mondo (big) burrito, and the Mondito (small) burrito. So then is a burrito a smaller version of a burr?
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Edited by Yeet: 11/4/2013 3:36:50 AMI know it's 7 minutes, but it's worth it.
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How do you stop a baby from crying? [spoiler] stab it until it stops.[/spoiler]
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Edited by RC32: 11/4/2013 3:32:22 AMsadly my grandma died [spoiler]HER HAIR![/spoiler]
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1337 m0n7ag3
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Edited by qy: 10/30/2013 5:25:53 AM^if you haven't seen this already, I highly recommend that you do. One of my favorites
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^best on the market