Its a sport where guys are tackling each other and cause serious injuries. Guys watch and follow the sport religiously and constantly argue over who's team is better.
But why the -blam!- do they have girly music at the halftime show every god damn year at the Super Bowl? This year its gonna be Bruno Mars performing. Are you kidding me? Get Metallica or something in there!
I'm calling it right now. Next year it will be One Direction performing at the Super Bowl, and the next year after that Miley Cyrus.
What do you think?
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American Football is ridiculous (and by "American", I mean what [i]they[/i] call Football. Canadian Football isn't any better, it is just as ridiculous.) It's basically a bunch of roided up bafoons with double-digit IQs making tons of cash for throwing a "ball" that isn't a sphere. And to top it off, you don't even use your feet in "Football". Brilliant! I prefer regular Football. You know, the sport American's refer to as "soccer".
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Why don't we just cut the crap and bring back gladiator matches. Seriously, it would be damn satisfying to watch.
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lol if they actually do have those artists partake in the concert. Really though Rugby is much more superior to the NFL.
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rugby is totally manlier
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Metallica has been shit since the Black Album
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But Metallica isn't manly, it's 13 year old boyly.
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Rugby is much better.
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Cool opinion bro.
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all I'm saying is look at this sexy MOFO
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Because all the guys are secretly hot bikini women supermodels.
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Lacrosse is alit more fun to watch
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Watch the Broncos or Patriots play. Their games are rarely boring.
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I tried watching it once. So. Freaking. Boring. The majority of the time it's either commercials, players standing around doing nothing, or replays of players standing around doing nothing. My God, it's worse than golf.
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Edited by Elrond Hubbard: 11/1/2013 5:21:45 AMAny sport with positions called "Tight End" and "Wide Receiver" is officially the gayest sport ever.
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Go to a High School/College football game. NFL sucks crap.
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That is to get all the unmanly people watching.
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Football is awful
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Edited by Fashion Lizard: 11/3/2013 3:38:53 PMI agree, but it's the NFL's marketing department that hires the performers. Not the players. Furthermore, I don't give a -blam!- who performs, so long as the Lions are playing that day.
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It [i]is[/i] a manly sport, but the higher-ups in charge of the NFL are a bunch of money-grubbing -blam!-s.
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here you go
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The qb touches the centres balls every play. You have to be a little gay to wear tights and touch balls for a living. Am I right?
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Because money. They're trying to get the maximum amount of viewers. Who is probably already watching the Super Bowl? Metallica fans or Miley Cyrus fans? They're just trying to pull in the fanbase that isn't already watching.
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Who cares. It's just a bunch of hot, sweaty hunks grappling each other over a leather sack.
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BEGINNING TRANSMISSION: (Low melodious hum.) It takes a man to not be bothered by such trivial matters. ENDING TRANSMISSION:
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American Football was never "manly"; not with all that protective gear they wear. They should look into sports like Rugby League and Rugby Union.
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Guys will watch football no matter what. It's football. Getting women to watch it is another thing altogether. So you try to reel them in with breast cancer awareness month and halftime shows and everything. You're not going to stop watching football, regardless of who performs. And you won't watch it more than you do now either. The NFL has you locked down, so they focus on other people.