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Edited by SexyPiranha:
11/15/2013 7:23:58 PM
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A Word Concerning Our Rustled Brethren
With the announcement that the PS4 was getting early access to the Destiny beta came waves of disappointment, sorrow and butthurt, but now is not the time for despair or bragging. No, now is the time for those of us that are able to pitch in to help those that have become irreparably rustled.
By pledging just $99.99 per 12 twelve hour period you can assist in a massive effort placate the rustled masses by helping to buy the astronomical amounts of butt cream that will be required to unrustle the greater XBox community for just jimmies on the dollar. For too long have their cries for attention been ignored, for too long have they gone without Bungie games, no more.
You can devote a small amount of your time and money by calling 1-800-787-8533 and pledging to send m-I mean the XBox Unrustling Fund your hard earned cash.
That's 1-800-RUS-TLED and you can help repair the butt carnage reaped by Deej.
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Good thread, 10/10 would fap to again
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1 ReplyI've called every hour on the hour and I can't get through. Goobi y u do dis?
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they should just read this book
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I donated. Gave me the warm fuzzies.
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1 ReplyMy butt was sore from all of my complaining! I just followed the simple steps and now my butt is shiny and polished! "Butt Cream, so good you'll poop!"
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Below you can find testimonials that attest to the graciousness of other users.
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1 ReplyI use to be butthurt, now im not!
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donated bump for good measure
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1 ReplyEdited by SexyPiranha: 11/15/2013 8:49:48 PMCall now and for just $9.99 more you can provide one of these poor souls with an extra ration of garlic bread. It is hoped that it's succulence will help ease their jimmies.
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8 RepliesI just called and tried to donate a million. Guess your not setup for my tax bracket. Oh well ;)
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The cream works!!!!
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4 RepliesAs much as I disagree with those that complain about the marketing strategies of Destiny, your post ridiculing them in this manner is just as ridiculous.
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1 ReplyEdited by Crimson Thomas: 11/15/2013 4:54:29 PMNot that song...not that song. Dang it. Donated. [spoiler]Can I have some garlic bread?[/spoiler]
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Gimme dat garlic bread 10/10
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NO COMEDY CENTRAL WHY
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I can already start to feel my jimmies becoming unrustled. But maybe that's because I'm not wearing any pants.
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20/10
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Golden
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10/10.
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Edited by Cicero J Faraday: 11/15/2013 3:18:16 PMThat's a good Troll. A rare site 'round these parts. The song makes it one of the greatest I've ever seen.
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Edited by Eirikur: 11/15/2013 2:33:56 PMDonated. We need to think about those poor souls. This is a wonderful thing you are doing!
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Donated, I hope those jimmies are settled eventually
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10/10 Would donate again.
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hehe ;)
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Adapt
