I once had this dream that I was a bear... Living in the forest and eating berries and roaring majestically. Then this dragon came to the forest causing mischief, so I had to put a stop to it by challenging him to a duel to the death. I won, and I got to bang some ladies after... BEST DREAM EVER!
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The one where I killed Osama Bin Laden with a hoola-hoop inside the stairwell of a housing complex. I was like 7 or 8 when I had this.