You dress up sexy but you act like you don't want sex. What's up with that?
Also, it's easier for you to get laid. Even if you're less attractive. Why don't you?
And why do girls constantly look at other girls like; I wonder how good my ass would look in those shorts?
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I constantly wonder why how my ass would look in certain shorts. Pro-tip: [spoiler]It's always amazing.[/spoiler]