Microsoft has done it again, it pushed out a product that was not ready. The XBox One is a good system, as long as you got a working version, and don't have the day I did yesterday. Wonder if I can bill Microsoft for the frustration I dealt with yesterday?
[b]Hour 1. [/b]
Get the XBox One from GameStop and plug it and put it next to my old XBox 360 (Slim Edition)
Start it up, Green Screen... Freezes
Reboot, Green Screen...Freezes...
Reboot.... Get to the controller picture and tells me to push A.
Push A... Freezes....
Reboot... Green Screen....
Reboot... Tells me to push A.
Push A... Freezes....
Unplug the damned thing while cursing....
Tells me to Push A.
Goes through Registration.
Update System.
Reboot.
Black Screen of Death. Error: E305 0000001 80073CFE
Ask for a Callback from Microsoft XBox One Support. 3 Hour wait time.
[b]Hour 2[/b]
Reboot multiple times, no fix.
Unplug it, wait 30 seconds, plug it back in.
System wants me to register again.
I register.
System updates again, looks as if the system never took, continues at 71%.
Finishes.
Reboots.
Get to Console Screen.
Looks like Windows 8...inwardly cringes and looks for a way to switch it back to the old XBox 360 format, no chance.
Spend the rest of the hour figuring out where everything is.
[b]Hour 3[/b]
Put in first game, something mind numbing just a generic hack and slash, Ryse.
Microsoft calls back.
State I don't need their help any more.
End calls, play game.
[b]Hour 4[/b]
See friends online, after realizing that there is no real notification system any more that shows friends online on the upper right.
Notice there are two messages for me.
Can't listen, because they were made in the Xbox 360. Have to log into my 360 to do so.
Attempt to start party chat.
No one comes.
Friend calls me and tells me they sent me a party invite, I never got it.
He sends me a system message text only.
I get it.
Find out I can't send voice messages, even though my Mic looks to work.
BTW cheap ass mic from Microsoft, can talk, but can't have game go through headset.
Put a request tech call from MS Xbox One Support Again.
60 minute wait.
Play game and chat with friend on phone for a little, hang up and play game again.
[b]Hour 7[/b]
Microsoft calls back.
Pause Game.
Tell them the situation, stump tech.
Continue call.
[b]Hour 8[/b]
Still on with tech.
Has put me on hold multiple times.
Finally comes out and says, "It's a Known Issue."
Ask when it will be fixed.
No ETA.
Thank him, and hang up.
[b]Hour 9-17[/b]
Imagining enemies as Steve Balmer and the rest of the Xbox One Communication Development Team...
Beat game with ease.
Realize that spending 500+ on a game console wasn't worth it.
Put in Application for Microsoft to be a Q&A specialist, because hell it seems the average person out side of the Microsoft Campus can do a better job Q&A than they can...
Go to bed.
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Get a PS4.
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Good, you deserve it for foolishly buying a console at launch.
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Thank you for beta testing the next gen.
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[quote]Black Screen of Death. Error: 9F8RV-2R4R4-XXJG2-XR9PT-FD9Y2[/quote] This is when I realized that this was made up.
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Since when was a console ever bug free at launch?
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I'm sorry that I laughed at you reading that, but it was a good story. Thank you for beta testing the Next Gen console.
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I had a problem with it not connecting to my router so I restarted both router and XOne and it worked fine. I really can't stand how hard it is to push the bumpers in on the new controller. One of the tools in BF4 requires you to hold down RB, I get kicked out of the little screen it pops up because I'm apparently not holding down the bumper all of the way. I also don't like how you look at the achievement details now. Just to see the requirement for each achievement you have to select each achievement individually and then back out of if, select another and so on. It's annoying.
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Edited by Capiton Render: 11/23/2013 4:08:43 PMLol, you got a fluke. I had only two issues, originally it linked someone else in the room to my account and I had to fix that. And it's been setting my router to moderate, I had a few hiccups online yesterday, but no freezes, no dropping frame rate. Everything is fantastic. So op, what was the 25 number code for? Tried it and said it was a used code.
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That's why I'm not buying a console right now. Too much money and it will have problems.
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The worst part is [spoiler]#gaming[/spoiler]
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Why the hell would you buy a console on launch day?
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First 24 hours of my pc. [b]Hour 1[/b] I plug it in, get my head set adjusted, boot up Windows, make my account, load Steam, Skype Chrome, etc. [b]Hour 2-24[/b] I play games and watch a couple YouTube videos.
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I have had countless issues with my 360 and still love it. It's your fault for buying a launch console. I would never do that
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Most of the "issues" you had were because you were too stupid to do some research on the console before buying it. No one feels bad for you. Get out.
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Oh boy does it feel good to be master race.
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I've said it a thousand times and il say it again. That is what you get for buying a console at launch, you fcking idiot. Now shut your goddamn mouth, and stop crying.
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This is why I'm buying it in the summer. Price goes down and I don't have to wait for all the good games to be released.
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Blogie.net
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I don't know what I feel for all the folks that bought either console on day one. Pity? Sadness? Laughter? I do know it was a foolish thing to do. Wait for better games to come out, wait for bugs on the console to be fixed, wait for the console to be a little cheaper. I'm not spending 900-800 bucks for a console that may or may not work, with shit launch titles.
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Why'd you get Ryse?
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OP is stupid for getting a console on the first day.
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there is nothing wrong with windows 8.
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that's what you get for buying one to begin with
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Or you could simply hook your 360 to the HDMI in port of your xbone and still be in a party with your friends while playing on a different console
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Sucks to suck dick then. Never get a first-day console.