Dude, you guys are f­u­c­king crazy. I don't think Schizoid is to accurate though. I like being close to people, and I don't see the world as odd or strange. Narcissism, eh, maybe a little lower. I like my self a lot, but I am not obsessed with myself. I put on a play of narcissism more so as a joke. I am who I am, and I am totally fine with my self the way I am. OCD? I don't really see myself as OCD. There is nothing that, if is out of place or strange, that pisses me off. I am okay with both Chaos and Order. Anti-social and Avoidant? Maybe a little. But I attribute that to my way of thinking. If something doesn't need saying, I won't say it. Basically, if I have nothing to talk about I just keep to myself. If I have stuff to talk about then I engage in conversation. I don't go out trying to strike up a conversation with a random person about a random topic. Just not how I operate. Paranoid? Well to be a gun owner who owns a firearm for defensive use, yeah, you have to be a little paranoid. It comes with the territory. Slight paranoia keeps the mind alert. I know that even if I am asleep I will be ready. Same goes for when I am out and about. If I am in a gas station in a bad neighborhood I am far more conscious of the people around me and their demeanor. While I don't stare at them, I keep mental track of them. It's part of the job when you carry. Funny thing is, I don't even carry. However, too much paranoia can be very harmful, but all in all, I feel my level of paranoia isn't a bad thing but a good thing.