I'm glad you asked! We will attempt to find out where your strong distaste for me lies, and why you will sometimes take my side on something given some situations, and in others feel nothing but contempt and malice for me. We'll dig deep into your psyche to understand it. After all, don't birds of a feather notice each other very easily? One could almost imply that you see cases of DID everywhere because it holds some sort of personal attachment to you or your past.