The other day I was playing Halo:Reach at my university's game room and this random dude sat beside me and said, ".Sweetheart, do you even know what your playing? Why don't you go do girl things and let a real man play". He then suggested that I did not know how to be a girl and said some ruder things I refuse to quote. I told him that if me being my self threatened his masculity, that was more his problem then mine.
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You should have slit his throat.