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12/12/2013 5:51:24 PM
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Community Poetry Challenge.

Compose a haiku, limerick or some other form poem about an experience you've had on the forums or your experience generally. Points will be awarded for style, claps will be awarded for luls, and the best will merit a piece of key lime pie [i]whether you like it or not.[/i] Go!

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  • Edited by Brencie: 12/13/2013 9:43:38 PM
    My victim's blood is red, I'll eat that pie with ease, I'll give you a 10 second head start, You may run if you please.

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  • BEGINNING TRANSMISSION: (Low melodious hum.) This is a story for nightfall, when a user receives a low melodious call. ... Silent and empty. Wait until midnight. Stands in the window. And sings when there is no light. ... When there is time. When there is no one around. Do not think of him. Do not make a sound. ... Who am I kidding. He will find you either way. Silent and empty. It is best that you stay. ... For what is he called. He has no real name. It is just best you stay quiet. And play his little game. ... With a minute past midnight. I am surprised you are still breathing. It is still silent and quiet So there is still time for our meeting. ... Ah here he comes now. Smelling your fear. Do not worry, do not cry. Let me catch that last tear. ... All is well now. Silent and empty. With not much to say but. Watch out for the entity. ... ENDING TRANSMISSION:

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    • Edited by LordHookocho: 12/13/2013 4:09:43 AM
      roses are red violets are blue

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    • Lest you say my telling be untrue take a seat, and behold my sweet ruse! Of journeying off into the halls of BUNGiE and facing off a ghastly unearthly trustee I cast mine eyes towards a palace not unlike Rome's, twas a figure large, known as a watchman's Jerome. He asked for my selfhood, when upon i cast back my hood. Eyes large and white the watchman let me through, my very presence is a honor to all except one fool. Past the palaces decorative doors, i knew not that further down lay ghastly abhors. A creature one would mistake as a feline stop my tracks, "Halt!" said he, removing a papered riddle from a dirt sack. "Tiger Man, demands you solve my riddle, other wise ill use your guts for my fiddle. Whats a trolls favorite play?" I answered hastely, with but one say: "Why of course, Porch Day!" Indeed, i avoided a gruesome slay. Tiger Man turned in delight, "You're the first to get that right! Pass, go on I haven't all day!" Whereupon i flew heart joyful and gay. "Watch for an Elder hes a tunesmith!" said Tiger man with a hiss. I reached a tower of ivory, yes i saw it so, through bribery. "I am Marty this Tower's Tunesmith" said the giant plucking a ringing switch. "Stand back long haired beast or perish i yelled asking for his final wish. I come to see Deej no one else do not make me post you on my shelf! In fright the Elder begged; Spare me for ill reveal his quarter are just ahead!" I thanked the Tunesmith and left his to his music, though i should say were none so rustic. I stood in fear at His door, yes its true the beast evil twice as Mordor. Taking in a sudden breath i yelled Monster face me! unless your belly is already quite yellow!" Emerging from his crypt tired and hungry i knew this was the monster from deep down BUNGiE. "State your purpose human then begone I will not stand for long; For my arse is sore and red, and it's past my time of bed!" I edged forward close enough to smell his breath, though any closer and i tell you i would meet death. I spoke loud and clear all nearby could plainy hear; "I've journeyed far and wide to stand here eager at your side; Without a code Destiny denies me Beta entrance in exchange for this dinner would you have one purchance?" The figure scratched his arse in laughter, for all seek what i was after. Ill ponder your request for now tired Murk but leave now whilst i ask Lord Urk." So ends this tale of a Journey to BUNGiE odd and boring i think it may be Yet i pace the halls of my far away abode Yearning with hope for that Destiny Beta Code. [i] Fin[/i]

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      • I made a sandwich It had roast beef and mayo Now I'm full [spoiler]poetry[/spoiler]

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        • Bungie called to me from the back of a Halo 2 case, so I ventured onto the internet to an awfully strange place. I attached myself to brains, fed and learned. My debt remains unpaid. meh, knida lame, no structure. 3/10 but I like it.

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        • Edited by Hatima BNG 117: 12/12/2013 8:53:50 PM
          A member fairest of them all asked others if their parents knew. Many jimmies and feathers were rustled as many sent letters to find out in the morning stained dew.

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          • Sounds like fun, I'll have a go tomorrow. :D

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