Lest you say my telling be untrue take a seat, and behold my sweet ruse! Of journeying off into the halls of BUNGiE and facing off a ghastly unearthly trustee I cast mine eyes towards a palace not unlike Rome's, twas a figure large, known as a watchman's Jerome. He asked for my selfhood, when upon i cast back my hood. Eyes large and white the watchman let me through, my very presence is a honor to all except one fool. Past the palaces decorative doors, i knew not that further down lay ghastly abhors. A creature one would mistake as a feline stop my tracks, "Halt!" said he, removing a papered riddle from a dirt sack. "Tiger Man, demands you solve my riddle, other wise ill use your guts for my fiddle. Whats a trolls favorite play?" I answered hastely, with but one say: "Why of course, Porch Day!" Indeed, i avoided a gruesome slay. Tiger Man turned in delight, "You're the first to get that right! Pass, go on I haven't all day!" Whereupon i flew heart joyful and gay. "Watch for an Elder hes a tunesmith!" said Tiger man with a hiss. I reached a tower of ivory, yes i saw it so, through bribery. "I am Marty this Tower's Tunesmith" said the giant plucking a ringing switch. "Stand back long haired beast or perish i yelled asking for his final wish. I come to see Deej no one else do not make me post you on my shelf! In fright the Elder begged; Spare me for ill reveal his quarter are just ahead!" I thanked the Tunesmith and left his to his music, though i should say were none so rustic. I stood in fear at His door, yes its true the beast evil twice as Mordor. Taking in a sudden breath i yelled Monster face me! unless your belly is already quite yellow!" Emerging from his crypt tired and hungry i knew this was the monster from deep down BUNGiE. "State your purpose human then begone I will not stand for long; For my arse is sore and red, and it's past my time of bed!" I edged forward close enough to smell his breath, though any closer and i tell you i would meet death. I spoke loud and clear all nearby could plainy hear; "I've journeyed far and wide to stand here eager at your side; Without a code Destiny denies me Beta entrance in exchange for this dinner would you have one purchance?" The figure scratched his arse in laughter, for all seek what i was after. Ill ponder your request for now tired Murk but leave now whilst i ask Lord Urk." So ends this tale of a Journey to BUNGiE odd and boring i think it may be Yet i pace the halls of my far away abode Yearning with hope for that Destiny Beta Code. [i] Fin[/i]