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12/14/2013 7:30:30 PM
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Americans
Mfw Americans pronounce condom 'CON-dum', but marathon 'mara-THON'.
Mfw Americans pronounce toothy chipplenoms 'cookies'.
Mfw Americans pronounce pointy clickwick 'mouse'.
Mfw Americans pronounce funrun comfybobs 'Air Jordans'.
Mfw Americans pronounce walkie-talkie laugh and snortie 'cell phone'.
Mfw Americans pronounce jet-engine joymotron 'Xbox 360'.
Mfw Americans pronounce broom-broomcar crumpet carrier 'trunk'.
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relevant.
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That was funny.
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6 RepliesAmericans are ite.
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This is like half of a copypasta.
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1 ReplyWell done
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2 RepliesI love the sudden influx of angsty Brits on this site who feel the need to troll this forum all of a sudden.
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10/10 It was funny
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Mfw Americans call purdies "PO-TAT-OES"
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>MFW Britbongs call a hamburger a "beef wellington ensemble with lettuce"
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[quote]Mfw Americans pronounce broom-broomcar crumpet carrier 'trunk'.[/quote] Tap lel XD
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Mfw Americans pronounce clickitty box 'camera'.
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16 RepliesForget americans ... lost cause. Watch Obama make another hopeful wish on the anniversary of the sandy Hook shootings. Watched as he talked of the 20 children killed that day, all aged either 6 or 7 years of age ... what had they done. Listened as he told of the american public reaction ... how they broke all previous gun sale records in the days following the shootings ?!? Yes, a very real WTF moment. And in the short 52 week since has it stopped .. not at all. How many could we see in 52 weeks ... 23, true basically one every second week. And what numbers outside of that school setting ... over 30,000. Yes, that's almost 600 per week. Americans ... yeah, good luck Obama.
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3 RepliesEdited by Gatsby: 12/15/2013 12:21:07 PMThey think Iraq is an apple product they always say I-RAK
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7 RepliesDon't even get me started on how the british pronounce aluminium.
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Edited by Colonel Jackson: 12/15/2013 12:09:55 AM
Started a new topic: I have a headache now(4 Replies))
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Edited by Gaara444: 12/15/2013 12:07:55 AM>MFW Americans call force fun time with blood "R*pe".
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mfw americans pronounce rooty-tooty point-and-shooty 'gun'
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1 ReplyNobody does that, fag.
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English has little pronunciation consistency.
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[quote]Da fuq is this shit?[/quote]
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1 Reply>Mfw people say Mfw without posting their face when If you're not going to post an image then just >greentext
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Edited by Cultmeister: 12/14/2013 8:04:13 PM>mfw Americans pronounce the squishy-squashy rumpy-pumpy sleep mat 'bed'.
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[quote]Toothy Chipplenoms[/quote] OH MY LORD MY OBLIQUES
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Clever thread, I laughed, you win.
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*sigh*
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1 Replyfffffffffffúüûūùúcccccckkkkkkkkkk mmmmmmmmmmmmeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
