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12/16/2013 4:05:37 AM
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You're at gamestop and this guy slaps your girlfriends ass...
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Hand him a razor.
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I'll take it as a compliment.
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1 ReplyGet my friend to beat him up for me.
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1 ReplyIn the words of robbaz- IT'S TIME FOR A DENTAL APPOINTMENT!
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2 RepliesI charge into battle with a hammer screaming "FOR ASGARD!" Jk, but you can guess what happens next.
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>flood >girlfriend
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I will beat the shit out of him so badly he won't be able to look at another ass again without having flashbacks.
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Trick question. If you're at gamestop you don't have a girlfriend.
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Rip off those pubes on his chin
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PREPARE TO >.........
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Choke him with his own fedora.
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2 RepliesBeat the crap out of him with the biggest console they got and call him a pedo
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Prepare for the look on his face when he realizes its a trap
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He's from primeval so nothing if be screwed he could summon dinosaurs *_*
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Edited by Bubbers___: 12/16/2013 10:15:49 PMGrab the nearest and biggest console smash it across his head stomp his balls and break the hand he slapped her with piss into his mouth and then shit into his mouth and the last thing is I would grab another console and throw it at his balls then keep on stomping his balls while the console is still there and leave him and go on like nothing happend. EDIT: also choke slam him
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13 Replies1) Shes got too much ass for a little kid like him 2)laugh as she beats his ass 3)Urinate on him as i buy my games 4)go home to get some, before playing said games
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Anyone who didn't say "Choke Slam" is now inferior.
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No girl friend currently. But my last one. Go up to the counter and do what I came to do maybe call him a ambulance.
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Make sure his nose exits the back of his head.
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Is he 6'4, and does he weighs 300 pounds?
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Porch his ass.
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I would shove his fedora down his throat.
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fahk me 32 notifications.
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Edited by G7kherc: 12/16/2013 6:53:00 PMBe like DAT ASSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!! Then be like YEEHHHH! Then after both of us calm down and be like yeh, hmm, hmm, I PUNCH HIM IN THE FACE! Then be like YEHH!
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Punch him in the fedora, its the source of all his power.
