Why are there so many dumb questions like "Pancakes or whiskey?" "What's your favorite thing?" "What’s your favorite coffee and how do you flavor it? If you don't like coffee, maybe pop or beer?" "Frankie, would you give me a high five?" "What are your favorite pizza toppings?" "Does the Master Chief wear boxers or briefs?" "From one baldy to another, what's your favorite part about being bald?" "I have wanted to ask this question for ages. Do you wear a kilt?" |:/