Feel free to make it up, too.
How it [i]really[/i] happened: My girlfriend and I did it in the back of my Honda Element.
How it [i]didn't[/i] happen: Hugh Hefner called me up to help him because he had too much beches.
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i wus walkin i park wit doge doge naem s verg1nt1te grill cums up n sai "das niec dog be shame f sum1 stol it" an i sai "ikr" den seh kik doge and doge bit off leg an seh sai "ow" den seh sai "i gun kil u" so i go home so aye go hom wit doge but den i relize i furgut wallet @ park so eye go BUT GRILL IS STIL THAR AN SEH HAS ROCKKET LUNCHER AND SEH SOT ROCCET AT DOGE AN DOGE EXPLOD IN BLUDDY MESS an i sai "nuuuuuuu" an seh sai "v1rginit3 is kil" RIP IN PEACE VIRGINITE NEVAR FORGET dedicaited 2 virginite