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12/29/2013 5:07:31 AM
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A guard knocked over my sweet roll, should I pay for another?

Yes, and pay the gold fine.

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Yes, but inform him I am friends with the Jarl.

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No, and test out a dragon shout on him.

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I was enjoying a rather nice sweet roll, when a rude guard came by and knocked it over. The guard said he was going to arrest me for perversion of justice, but he's currently pissing up the Bannered Mare's wall. It was a very nice sweet roll; what should my course of action be?
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    >Be Whiterun guard >Normal ass day >Suddenly a stranger walks into the town >Hmmm there's something about this guy >Finally muster up the courage to say something >W-wait, I know you! >Grab him by the arm and pull him to the side >Turns out he stole a carrot here in town about 5 months ago >The owner was very gracious to finally get it back

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