Making your way around the forums takes alcohol and pot, Taking a break from alts and drama sure would help a lot. Wouldn't you like a place not so gay? All those nights where you got no life, the shitposting is stale, And everywhere but #OffTopic is dead as a doornail, And getting a gf is out 'cause you're an asshole... Sometimes you want to go where everybody is not so lame, And you're usually glad you came. You wanna be where all your bullshit is okay and mundane. You wanna be where everybody forgets your name. Scroll up the page, click on "forum" in rage, the morning is looking shite. And your shrink won't -blam!- you because you're not so bright, And your dreams are dying as fast as you... Be glad there's a place like Lurulu! Where everybody is not so lame and they didn't know you came. You want to go where people don't know you're a pain. You want to go where nobody remembers your name. Bungie took on Destiny and abandoned you, Come where you matter, come to Lurulu.