He has such a weird odor. It's like sweat, farts, tears, and pee all mixed together. I honestly don't know how he can't smell it(or if he can and just doesn't care). It's terrible to the point that I'm upstairs right now and he's down in the living room and I can smell his nastyness. To be fair he's not really my friend but rather my friends friend and even he really doesn't like him all that much anyway. I just want to know what I should do. This kid needs to know that he stinks like crazy but I don't want to feel like an asshole and have him get all defensive. Like I said, he's my friends friend so I really hardly know him. I just feel bad to let him go on through life smelling like that.
His personality sucks pretty hard and he mumbles when he talks. He just might be the worst person to have as a friend ever. The more I think about it I'm kinda glad he stinks and can't wait for him to gtfo of my house. I'm febreezing my entire apartment once he leaves.
How would you handle this situation?
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Edited by Raw Sugar: 1/8/2014 3:14:37 PM[quote]The more I think about it I'm kinda glad he stinks and can't wait for him to gtfo of my [u]house[/u]. I'm febreezing my entire [u]apartment[/u] once he leaves. [/quote] That was my favourite part.
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Ask him to give you a high five ten times and each time he does it spray five cans of deodorant under his arms. That should get rid of the smell as well as poison him.
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I would stop smelling his underwear, idk. [spoiler]Is this thread real?[/spoiler]
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I never knew tears had a scent. Ask your friend who is his friend to say something to him. Some people are oblivious to how their grooming affects other people and some really don't care. Not much can be done about that.
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Spray him with febreze.
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introduce the shower to him.
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Super soakers filled with soap and water. Ambush him as he is walking down the street.
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Buy some old spice shampoo, and mention how the ladies "Dig this particular stuff". Or "accidently" spill something nasty on him, and offer him your shower.