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1/10/2014 12:59:45 AM
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Toothbrush
So I was browsing a couple of articles about prostate stimulation lately. It had things that made men orgasm. It's some magical ultimate orgasm for men. Skimmed it and forgot about it in a week. Well today I was in the bathroom. I saw my 7 year old sister vibrating Dora toothbrush (that makes music as you brush). I remember the thread. I second guess if it's real ,but I want to experience it. I think how wrong it is to consider this. I say F**k it because I'm curious. I lubbed it up and started to twist and had no idea what I was doing. Suddenly the door opens and it's my mom. They look on her face is unforgettable. I clenched my asscheeks together as hard as I could. Somehow I activated the music on the toothbrush. "We did it" played and she has the look of laughter and disgust at the same time. She closes the door. I clean up and run downstairs. I look at myself in the mirror and realize how stupid I am. My mom's upstairs now, and I haven't faced her yet.
Wat do floof?
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U fauked up. Now they'll think ur gay XD
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You have now explored more than dora has
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That's so hawt [spoiler]necro[/spoiler]
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Hell on earth. Who revived this beast?
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1 Reply_ヽ ＼＼ Λ＿Λ ＼( ˇωˇ) > ⌒ヽ / へ＼ / / ＼＼ ﾚ ノ ヽ_つ / / / /| ( (ヽ | |、＼ | 丿 ＼ ⌒) | | ) / `ノ ) Lﾉ (_／. This deserves some fancy pussy
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I summon the power of... [b][u][u][i]NECROBUMP!!![/i][/u][/u][/b]
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1 ReplyYou must lock your family in the house and burn it down. Make it look like an accident. No one has to know OP, owait.
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1 Reply10/10
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Wednesday quality OP.
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swiper wouldn't stop swiping :(
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*Every square inch of text after the title...
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1 Reply[i] [/i]
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1 ReplyLmfao.
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Well.
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1 ReplyToday OP learned to always lock the bathroom door.
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2 RepliesReminds me of that Cheerios thread.
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1 ReplyTell her that you did it for the people.
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1 Replydafuq did I just not read?
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...So my Sonicare toothbrush... Brb.
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Mmmmmh Say that you are old enough to start doing this shit Also that it is time to start doing this The floof stands behind you
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I've seen this here before. Still don't know what to think of it.
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I'm dying.
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Oh dear
