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1/10/2014 12:59:45 AM
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Toothbrush

So I was browsing a couple of articles about prostate stimulation lately. It had things that made men orgasm. It's some magical ultimate orgasm for men. Skimmed it and forgot about it in a week. Well today I was in the bathroom. I saw my 7 year old sister vibrating Dora toothbrush (that makes music as you brush). I remember the thread. I second guess if it's real ,but I want to experience it. I think how wrong it is to consider this. I say F**k it because I'm curious. I lubbed it up and started to twist and had no idea what I was doing. Suddenly the door opens and it's my mom. They look on her face is unforgettable. I clenched my asscheeks together as hard as I could. Somehow I activated the music on the toothbrush. "We did it" played and she has the look of laughter and disgust at the same time. She closes the door. I clean up and run downstairs. I look at myself in the mirror and realize how stupid I am. My mom's upstairs now, and I haven't faced her yet. Wat do floof?

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