Are you guilty of frequently saying any of these?
I'm guilty of using #4 on a regular basis. Maybe that's why I'm still single :c
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"the iphone sucks dick" saying that will get you stoned and shot in the knees
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It's useless trying to explain puns to kleptomaniacs, they take everything literally. I try to use that one appropriately.
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I've never heard of those terms, save for one or two.
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Video is relevant to #3. OT: The only thing on that list I've ever said is "nerdgasm" and even then, I don't say it frequently.
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Edited by Lord Keksworth: 1/13/2014 11:58:35 PMI want to strangle anybody that says 'literally' when they're obviously not being literal. Like when somebody says 'I was so embarrassed, I literally [i]died[/i]!' [i]No you f*cking didn't.[/i] You would not be here talking about it if you literally died.
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The misuse of literally makes me want to literally choke people out.
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Cracked has really gone downhill.
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Edited by Verbatim: 1/13/2014 11:46:10 PM[quote]Because why do you have to feel guilty about something you like?[/quote]Because there are things out there that humans REALLY just shouldn't be able to enjoy. [quote]Unless your pleasure comes from murdering people, you should be able to enjoy anything you enjoy. [/quote]Oh, fuck you. I hate when they do that. "IF YOU'RE NOT MURDERING SOMEONE, YOU SHOULD BE ABLE TO DO wHaTeVeR yOu WaNt wItHoUt BeInG jUdGeD, bRo!1!1!" No. If you're going to make stupid exceptions like that, then your premise is false. The end. Pedophiles ought to be ashamed of liking child porn. Psychopathic and self-indulgent serial killers ought to be ashamed of liking to kill people. Rapists ought to be ashamed for liking sex a little bit too much. And bronies should be ashamed for liking MLP. Oh, and I never use any of these terms.
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Literally like whatever OP, like NO ONE CARES omg
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that list was lame
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"That Awkward Moment" is only used by people who make the situation awkward.
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"That awkward moment" .... It was used constantly on FB It is annoying.
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Guilty of #3
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Oh look, #1 -_- I've said Literally or Nerdgasm once or twice, but that's about it.
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im guilty of #6 but thats it.
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never heard of amazeballs.
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Welp, now I know why I'm single.
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My name is BADMAGIK.
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I use "Literally" in the wrong place a lot just to annoy people. It's great.
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I can say that I'm guilty of using literally a lot. In real life, that is.
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I've never heard of amazeballs, but it sounds hilarious.
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I don't use any of those, I hadn't even heard of a couple of them. My short list: [i]Christmas is a Pagan holiday.[/i] [i]If it ain't broke don't fix it[/i] Those two things drive me insane. The first one because "We -blam!-ing know", the second one because shut up.
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Never used them.
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"Wow, this makes me wish the holocaust really DID happen"
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I don't use any of those.
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No, I'm not any edgy teen.